On a T-shirt I got from my daughter I found this humorous text: 

But I missed this:

Socratic Philosophy:     Sometimes you can do something about it.

Life Philosophy:           If Shit Happens, there's something to learn from it.

 

Todde

 

Feel free to check out George Carlin's humorous post about religion at:

https://axiom1b.blogspot.com/2015/12/christianity-religion-holy-scriptures.html